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I'm a middle-aged Zen-Pagan with a brooding sense of optimism and no goddam pets. Born and raised in Ohio back when the Earth was still cooling, I've lived in Southern California and Oregon... from cesspool to rain forest.

America's greatest authors are Tom Robbins, H. L. Mencken, Saul Bellow, Mark Twain, John Steinbeck and Kurt Vonnegut. But, oddly enough, The Great American Novel just might be John Irving's "A Prayer For Owen Meany".

I am the last Labor-Socialist east of the Mississippi, living without regrets, loving my children, honoring my friends and smelling the roses. I haven't spent my whole life with my head up my rectum...just most of the 80's. I've been paying attention and taking notes.

Women...if it has tires or testicles, it's almost sure to give you trouble.

Men...no matter how good she looks to you, somewhere there's a guy who is tired of her bullshit.

Wake up....gently.

Interests

My interests include trephination, long walks around the livingroom, cross-country croquet, new socks and daydreaming of cruel and unusual torments for that soulless, hideous troll...the one, true Anti-Christ...Katie Couric.